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Chip Chip Hooray, Dennis and the Gang are back for a show which we promise will be a true BANGER, BATTER than ever, o-FISH-ally amazing!

It’s spooky season at The Customs House and everyone’s favourite dafty Dennis (Glen Richard Townsend) is back! He’s got himself a job at the local chippy, however the chip shop is far from tip top and looks set to shut for good unless they can turn heads instead of stomachs!

One Fry-day night following a MEATY-or shower, one of the battered sausages begins to glow and grow and becomes…. Dennis’ friend!
The unidentified FRY-ing object catches the attention the FB-YI’s finest agent who will stop at nothing to send the not-so sinister sausage back to outer space!
Will Dennis be able to save his new porky pal and the takeaway too?
Or have they had their chips?

Find out this Halloween in DENNIS’ LITTLE CHIP SHOP OF HORRORS!: a show for bairns and adults alike packed with fun, songs, spooks and one very silly sausage!

Dates

Auditions: 21st September 2026

Rehearsals (Including Technical Rehearsals): 19th October -29th October 2026

Performances: 29th - 31st October 2026 (7 performances).

Roles

Roles Details

Title

KERRY SAUCE

Content

A plucky, animated and headstrong orphan who works at her uncle Mushynik’s chip shop. Prone to occasional flights of fancy but has the biggest heart.

Strong singing, movement and comedy skills essential. Must have a base within 25 miles of The Customs House.

Playing age: 18-25

Salary

£631.00 per week (2 weeks plus holiday pay).

Gender

Female Only

Age

18 - 25